1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:50,960 It has always been just mother and i. Father lies in the cemetery. 4 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:55,320 And then there was grandma and grandpa, until they moved south. 5 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:59,200 Then there were always trips to Sandefjord, all year round. 6 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:04,000 Not so exciting, maybe some of you say. But it actually was. 7 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:09,880 - Mother, we are approaching Drammen. - Yes, we do, Elling. 8 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:14,600 Is it true that people in Drammen coming from outer space? 9 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,240 Yes. 10 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:23,000 They come from Dramentorius 41, which is seven billion light years away. 11 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:28,200 They were banished because of their wickedness deeds. They are not human. 12 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,000 Why do they look like us? 13 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:35,520 They pull human skin and human hair over their hideous purple bodies- 14 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,200 -which are full of warts and boils. 15 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,760 Oddly enough I wasn't scared by what she said. 16 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:46,080 Mother assured me that people in Drammen lived in his own world. 17 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:51,280 And they talked to one one would just have to agree. 18 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:11,440 - No problem, I'll take care of you. -Always? 19 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,760 Yes, always. 20 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:25,240 MOTHER'S ELLING 21 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,520 How long is "always"? 22 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:36,000 I wonder what father's last thought was? 23 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:41,520 That he would be with us forever? Hardly. 24 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,480 He thought carefully about his lunch bag. 25 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:03,280 Someone has alligators down there. 26 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,920 They have received a new shipment, Mr. and Mrs. Pedersen. 27 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,440 It's the fourth time this week. 28 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:16,640 Elling, then. You should have woke me up an hour ago. 29 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,120 We must hurry. I have an appointment with the doctor. 30 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,840 You have received a reminder from the library. 31 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:33,200 The books you borrow you must return it yourself. That's what we said. 32 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,320 Be a good boy, now. 33 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:43,720 They have them in the bathtub and kill them them when they become adults. 34 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:48,160 A young couple is moving in. They soon divorce and move. 35 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:52,040 Mr. Pedersen kills, Mrs. Pedersen skins. 36 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:56,320 To make bags, notebooks and belts and stuff? 37 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,880 And how do you know their name is Pedersen? 38 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:03,560 Everyone knows that people who have alligators called Pedersen. 39 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:09,160 - You are not allowed to come inside. - I can wait in the waiting room. 40 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:18,040 Return the books while I go to the pharmacy. 41 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:24,760 - I followed you to the doctor. -You must become more independent. 42 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:29,440 -You have to fend for yourself. -What do you mean, are you leaving me? 43 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:32,080 That time will come. 44 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:36,160 -With a secret lover? -You also have to meet others. 45 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,560 But I do. 46 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:42,400 The lady in the library and the lady at the till. 47 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:46,720 -You have to stand on your own two feet. - I stand on my own two feet. 48 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:50,400 You have to be able to walk on them too. 49 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,400 Meet others? 50 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,120 Stand on your own two feet? 51 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:03,200 What is it the doctor have hit on her about me? 52 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:28,720 -Will it be grandma's stewed peas? -Stew peas are coming here. 53 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,640 I thought we would look around the world a bit. 54 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,520 I have ordered two more tickets Palma in Majorca. 55 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:52,280 I really want to see Palma while there is time. 56 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:57,240 I would appreciate it if you consulted me before you made such decisions. 57 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:02,480 -Especially when it concerns me. - But I wanted to surprise you. 58 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:06,840 That an action is well-intentioned doesn't always mean it's good. 59 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,520 I think it is. 60 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:13,040 I don't think so. You should have asked me first. 61 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:17,000 - You just said no. - Yes, exactly. 62 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,880 Mother? 63 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,480 Mother! 64 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,680 Mother? 65 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:16,480 Didn't you hear it ring? 66 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,840 Sun and heat revives an old body. 67 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:33,960 I can understand that gout broken Asthmatics are drawn to the heat. 68 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:39,600 -Those who have angina... -Everyone your age has angina. 69 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:43,000 I myself am healthy as a nut. 70 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:47,840 It would have been fun to see where grandma and grandpa lived. 71 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,920 When they lived there in the south. 72 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:56,040 But we never travel anywhere, mother. 73 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:23,160 I have read that the women on Mallorca is beautiful and sensual. 74 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:29,160 Chaste, but hot. You snap they come with fruit and wine. 75 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,760 With wide smiles and swinging hips. 76 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:35,520 Naked, usually. 77 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:48,560 -Mother... - We stay at home, no danger. 78 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:53,360 - I know you. -What kind of thing is there to say? 79 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,800 What do you know about mine? most well-intentioned opinions? 80 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,760 "I know you"? 81 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:09,960 If it means that much to you then we go to Mallorca. 82 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,840 Elling! 83 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:16,760 But you should know that I don't do it because i want to. 84 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:20,120 I just do it because a woman of your age- 85 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:23,720 -needs a steady man by her side. 86 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:32,560 Against my will, I actually have realized I'm a little tense. 87 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,440 I don't mean I want to travel- 88 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:41,000 - but I would probably be a little disappointed if the whole thing was cancelled. 89 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,840 Yes. 90 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,400 Remember swimming trunks. 91 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,240 I'm not going to splash around- 92 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:01,040 -with unwashed men and menstruating women. 93 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:07,680 -What are you going to use it for? -Reading on a bench under the palm trees. 94 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:12,840 I have added the last week's The daily newspaper aside. 95 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,680 -That sounds good. - Maybe I should bring fuses. 96 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:20,600 They smoke if you so much as lets loose a fart, said grandpa. 97 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:26,160 No, we will stay in a hotel. It is not necessary. 98 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:31,080 I paid full price for it travel and subsistence. 99 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:37,280 What has happened here? 100 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:42,640 - I don't know that. - You're not allowed to bring them up. 101 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,800 He might be sleeping. 102 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:50,920 It is dead. 103 00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:03,040 Then we stand here and say goodbye another small body. 104 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:10,640 You delighted us from your toast until you suddenly had enough. 105 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:27,760 Elling, you have to get up. It's almost a quarter past five. 106 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:35,280 Elling! Go up! Elling, we are going to travel. 107 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,600 Have you thought about that the next time I shave- 108 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:43,400 - then I'm standing in a hotel room in a wild foreign land? 109 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:49,080 How do you think the quality on toilet paper is down there? 110 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,720 Of course they have that there too. 111 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,880 Have you cut yourself? It's nothing dangerous, is it? 112 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,840 Take it easy, mother. 113 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:04,320 I don't stay at home just because I cut myself a little. 114 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,840 -No, let me. - I can handle it myself. 115 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,800 -A woman your age... -Thank you very much, Elling. 116 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:48,400 How do I know the bag will arrive? 117 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:53,320 -and not end up with someone idiotic airport in southern North Korea? 118 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:59,200 My passport? I need it to prove that I am who I am. 119 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:03,880 It is for purely practical reasons you've had it. 120 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,080 I understand that. 121 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:10,400 - Mother and I are going to travel abroad. - Yeah. 122 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:16,360 To Palma. In Majorca. We're only gone for a week. 123 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:20,000 Boarding card. I need a boarding pass. 124 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:24,520 - I thank you for that tone. - I have them here. Go ahead. 125 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,520 Yes, then you can skip ahead. 126 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:32,720 What is that supposed to mean? You don't jump any further. 127 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:38,960 You can walk, stroll or hike, but you don't jump. 128 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,200 You didn't say a word to me about these cards, mother. 129 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:46,240 We will get to the bottom of that. I was about to be rejected. 130 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:50,000 -Now you are exaggerating. - That's no exaggeration. 131 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:54,480 You pushed me in front of you without paper. That's how it happened. 132 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,480 -Boarding pass, please. - Yes, exactly. 133 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,560 May you continue to have a pleasant journey. 134 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,560 Thank you very much. 135 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:16,600 - These were good pan steaks. - Almost as good as mine. 136 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,680 I was just going to say that, but yours are better. 137 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,080 -Is it free here? - Yes, go ahead. 138 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:29,400 My name is Bugge-Høvik. Ernst Bugge-Høvik. 139 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:34,040 - My name is Kari. My son, Elling. -Good day. 140 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:40,720 Strange how short the distance is between well-being and discomfort. 141 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,280 Palma next? 142 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:48,080 - I think we belong to the same group. -Of course. 143 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,640 I have lost my wife. It's been four years. 144 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:56,160 So I've been walking around and being alone. 145 00:14:56,320 --> 00:15:02,200 But then I said, “Now you find some nice people to talk to." 146 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:06,520 You don't do that if you don't takes the initiative to do it himself. 147 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:12,120 It is true. I have been a widow for many, many years. 148 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:18,000 He died in an explosion accident only four weeks before Elling's birth. 149 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:24,000 Explosives are nasty, I know. I have been an officer in the army. 150 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:31,080 Maybe that's why I am so brusque and direct. Work injury. 151 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:37,320 I retired as a colonel in the engineer troops. 152 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,480 Where did you serve, Elling? 153 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:50,160 It was like getting a rifle butt in the face. 154 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,400 I had dreamed of military life- 155 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,960 -with comrades, long underpants and hard exercises. 156 00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,920 A dream they crushed without explanation. 157 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:05,040 After two days of mustering I was just sent home. 158 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:09,640 The Norwegian defense had none interest in my skills. 159 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,480 Elling. 160 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:18,000 Dear, sweet Elling. He couldn't know something about that story. 161 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:22,240 What are you doing in the men's room, mother? Out with you. 162 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,880 -But the flight leaves soon. -Okay. 163 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:30,560 - Please Elling, come out now. -No. 164 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:35,280 I don't know how it will go, but then I travel alone. 165 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,120 They will come soon. 166 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,760 - There they come. - Then it's okay. 167 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:48,480 - He drooled in the glass. Did you see it? -What are you saying? 168 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,600 Corporal Bugge-Høvik drooling in the glass. 169 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:59,400 It was strange. You're still bleeding. 170 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,040 See here. 171 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,560 what are you doing Remove that disgusting thing. 172 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,800 Hello, hello. 173 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:18,000 It sure as hell doesn't work. We need the money back. 174 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:24,200 Calm down, George. You know that flight is controlled. It doesn't crash. 175 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:28,240 -Go sit down. -Damn, you're bleeding. 176 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:33,360 Can we switch places? I would like to sit next to my wife. 177 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:37,280 Unfortunately, it doesn't work. I'm a little frail- 178 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,720 - so Elling must sit here and take care of me. 179 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:44,800 Go sit down, Georg. It will be alright. 180 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:52,720 -You're not frail, are you, mother? -Oh no. 181 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:56,160 I just take my pills then it goes well. 182 00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:01,880 - You do. - It's your wound that worries me. 183 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,560 Straighten the back of the chair and fasten the seat belt. 184 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:10,240 Read the safety leaflet and notice the following: 185 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:15,960 There is a life jacket under each seat, it is pulled over the head... 186 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:20,760 Why is everyone who works on flights so beautiful and well-groomed? 187 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,280 And so friendly? 188 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,800 Not so with the service on the Østensjøbanan. 189 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:35,240 If we crash, it won't help with a life jacket. 190 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,280 Who wants to survive a plane crash? 191 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:43,960 With a broken back and a broken lung, stuck between a corpse and a wing. 192 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,320 With the intestines in the hands. 193 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:53,200 This is absolutely insane! 194 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:58,080 This is where Elling comes in several hundred kilometers per hour. 195 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:14,360 Have you seen anything similar? It was fun. 196 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:20,840 Now you can let go of my hand. It actually hurt a little. 197 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,440 Are they laughing? 198 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:38,200 No, my boy. No one is laughing at you. 199 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,520 -Why would they? - Because I screamed. 200 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,600 Screamed? I didn't hear that. 201 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:51,280 -Didn't you hear me scream? - No, I haven't heard any screams. 202 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:58,320 Sometimes I doubt my own existence. 203 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:02,520 Here you sit and shout, and then no one hears it. 204 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,000 An okay lady. 205 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:19,040 -Do you want to borrow it? -Hello. 206 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:25,160 -Have you hurt yourself? -He cut himself shaving. 207 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:29,680 -Just a small scratch. -Follow me for a moment. 208 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:38,160 She wants me in in the small room at the front. 209 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:52,040 Imagine being able to hold one like that in their hands. 210 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:56,240 In front of the fire late on Christmas Eve, when the packages have been distributed- 211 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,560 - and mother went to bed. 212 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,480 - Does it sting? -No. 213 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,600 So there. 214 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:16,160 And so we do this. 215 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:30,320 They are so effective, these hemostatic pins. 216 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:34,560 You can keep it, in the event of an accident would be there again. 217 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,800 A thousand thanks. 218 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:04,640 Is it the relief of being in life that makes them do that? 219 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:16,640 It is my pleasure to welcome you to Palma Mallorca. 220 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:21,960 My name is Grete Iversen, and I am your guide here in the land of the sun. 221 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:27,080 I hope you have a pleasant trip and thank you for your attention. 222 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,880 - Go ahead. Welcome. -A thousand thanks. 223 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,400 - She smelled of aftershave. -Huh? 224 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:49,000 She smelled of aftershave. Old Spice. 225 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:23,680 So nice. It's almost like on TV. 226 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:33,120 - It could be really good to live here. -Yes, don't you think so? 227 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,880 Listen now, everyone! 228 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,440 Now everyone will get the key to your room. 229 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,920 We meet for a short briefing in the dining room at 5 p.m. 230 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:49,880 Do you have any questions before then? can you call 277, it's my room. 231 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:54,200 -But only if it's important. - Put it down, Georg. 232 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:59,560 - Go ahead. -Thanks. 233 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,880 I have excellent hearing. First class, said the school doctor. 234 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:12,000 Very good. Is there something wrong? 235 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,440 You just said, Grete Iversen- 236 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,800 - that we would all get a key. 237 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:23,000 - Yes, of course. - But I've got the key, Elling. 238 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:30,080 Didn't mother and I pay the same much for the trip like everyone else? 239 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:36,560 Is our money of inferior quality than Corporal Bugge-Høviks? 240 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:41,280 Then find me a key too! I'm usually incredibly nice- 241 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,680 -but I'm not going to let myself stepped on by a perverted guide- 242 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:49,720 -who have sex with each other spanish waiter in town! 243 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,720 -I'm so ashamed I'm dying. -Shut up! 244 00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:00,160 Had it been up to you had we not received a key. 245 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,520 - I'm going to apologize. - You don't! 246 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:24,600 It was my fault. Keys to all means keys to all. Go ahead. 247 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:29,320 Hi, I also want to apologize. 248 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,000 I hope the key works. 249 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:36,680 This is Juan. Ask him if it is something. He knows Swedish. 250 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:41,200 Yes, thanks, I have excellent hearing. Thank you very much. 251 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:47,280 - You forgot to ask about the floor. - Of course we live on the fourth floor. 252 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:53,520 -Why is it so obvious? - The number starts with a four. 253 00:25:53,680 --> 00:26:00,240 Have you become a hotel expert now? You have haven't lived in a hotel in 40 years. 254 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:04,640 -Press the four. - You can press the four yourself. 255 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:12,840 -Where do you get all this from? - I just know it, Elling. 256 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,160 -Why are you so awkward? -Is this a key? 257 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:20,120 I see that there is no key. 258 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:24,960 I have to say that. It went quickly. A real Sputnik. 259 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,840 Here it is. 260 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,800 Unlock. You have your own key. 261 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:49,120 It was really nice here. Nice toilet paper and... 262 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,880 Oh no. 263 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:57,640 -Someone has misunderstood the booking. -Misunderstood the book... 264 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:02,440 It's sabotage. When booking a double room- 265 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:06,560 - with two single beds it cannot be misunderstood. 266 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,880 Now we breathe with our stomachs. 267 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,000 Not even a stupid Spaniard may well misunderstand it. 268 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,920 Single beds are single beds. 269 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,000 There are plenty of rooms here. We will arrange that. 270 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,640 It seems that the hotel's management consider- 271 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:27,560 - that it is normal for a 40-year-old son sleeps in the same bed as his mother. 272 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,600 It is completely incomprehensible. 273 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,360 - Pull yourself together, now. -I? You, then? 274 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:43,720 Which apparently goes for a whole week in the same bed as his own son. 275 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:48,120 Is it a conspiracy? Is this trip arranged by you- 276 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:53,040 -to capture your own son in a grotesque sex trap? 277 00:27:55,720 --> 00:28:01,520 -What are you saying to your mother? - Well, I'll tell you that. 278 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:06,320 I read a book by Knud Faldbakken about a young student and his mother. 279 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:13,240 An excellent book, I thought. Until I came to the horrible end. 280 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:18,720 You hardly believe it, but they socialized together- 281 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,240 -in the last chapter. In the double bed! 282 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,800 You talk! 283 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,360 -Don't cry, mother! - I can't take it anymore. 284 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:41,480 Mother, deep down I don't think you are like that. 285 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:47,600 But you must also realize that we we are in a boring situation. 286 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:52,760 - I agree with that, my son. - We should have stayed at home. 287 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,920 I just wanted to that you would come out among people. 288 00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:01,680 Now you call Grete Iversen, then we'll arrange this. 289 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:05,040 -Dial the emergency number, 277. - No. 290 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,480 -Do it now, mother. -No. 291 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:12,200 We talk to her about that at the five o'clock meeting. 292 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,880 Should we just shoot the whole thing on the future? 293 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,680 - No, only until five o'clock. -Fine, then I'll do it myself. 294 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:25,200 Unless this is an emergency which I don't know. 295 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,720 She doesn't answer. This is where you call the emergency phone, and she doesn't answer. 296 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,240 I will remember that. 297 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,200 And here is the view of the Mediterranean, which you talked about so much. 298 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,560 Elling, now you pull yourself together! 299 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:25,120 No, stay there. I have spoken to Grete Iversen. 300 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:30,000 We get two single beds tomorrow. We can't do anything about the view. 301 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:35,280 But we shouldn't sit in here all day? 302 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,960 If I know you right, you don't pushed her enough- 303 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:43,040 -but just accepted her first offer. 304 00:30:53,360 --> 00:31:00,160 If you want to come along to the meeting, or do you want to collect yourself a bit first? 305 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:05,040 -Is it that late? -4:45 p.m. It probably won't last that long. 306 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:09,320 I'm staying here. I'm taking a bath. 307 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,400 Then I get on the light blue pants and sandals. 308 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:17,920 It will be nice. And then we go out to eat. 309 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,040 - Shall we say so? -Yes. 310 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:32,040 -I'm sorry, mother. -What are you sorry for? 311 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,920 Because I laughed to your dreams. 312 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,760 Or when your dreams were crushed. 313 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:44,240 It was like I needed to go on the toilet, it just poured out of me. 314 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:49,200 I understand that, my boy. We forget it now. 315 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,440 Will you come now, Elling? 316 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:14,160 Yes, wouldn't I? How was the meeting? 317 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:18,560 They have excursions to that place grandma always talked about. 318 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,520 Damp moss. 319 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,720 I've always dreamed of to see it. Can't we go there? 320 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,920 Why should we travel from Palma? when we just got here? 321 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:33,840 The excursion only takes four hours, and lunch is included in the price. 322 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,600 -Just look at the view. -Excuse. 323 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:42,920 I apologize if I said something wrong at the airport. 324 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:47,360 Are you also planning to go to Dill moss? It's a nice place. 325 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,920 - I have been there many times. - No, we are not planning anything. 326 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,320 Yes, Elling. 327 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:03,360 There is a nice bar right outside. May I offer you a drink? 328 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,720 - No, we don't drink drinks. - You can also get soft drinks. 329 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,800 -No, not in Spain. -Thanks, that sounds nice. 330 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:17,560 But we are tired after the flight, so we'll probably take it easy tonight. 331 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,280 Maybe we can have dinner together or something? 332 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,040 Yes, why not? 333 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:29,520 Have a really nice evening. 334 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:37,880 -Can you never say no please? - He might feel lonely. 335 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:42,840 -What did he mean by "or so"? - I don't understand what you mean. 336 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,760 Now we go up to the room and then we find somewhere to eat. 337 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,600 Just the two of us, because I want to show you something. 338 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:02,280 Not even the boldest liar would well say this is beautiful. 339 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,440 No, you could be right about that. 340 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:11,000 Here it is. On the tenth floor. 341 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,120 Grandma and Grandpa little secret holiday paradise? 342 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:24,320 This is where they spent the long the winter months in recent years? 343 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:32,880 Yes, that's where the illusion broke whitewashed walls and red roses. 344 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:38,040 - It's a bit strange to think about. -Yes. 345 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:46,640 Do you think we can find a little cozier place to eat? 346 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,480 It shouldn't be absolutely impossible. 347 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:57,600 - We have been warned about areas like this. - It's terribly picturesque. 348 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,520 Picturesque, you say? 349 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:06,440 What would I do if a herd black-musked bandits beat you down? 350 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,800 And cut off your finger to take the wedding ring- 351 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:13,120 -and let you lie down bleeding and screaming? 352 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:17,520 - Here, there are almost only Swedes. - Yes, exactly. 353 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,920 Elling, now I give up. You get to decide. 354 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:57,720 Here it is translated into English, German, French and Swedish. 355 00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,240 But not Norwegian, the international language of oil. 356 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,040 "Pollo", it means chicken. 357 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:21,160 I really think you got it an admirer, mother. 358 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,840 Cheers, my boy. I do think it's sherry. 359 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:30,280 Now we are always careful with alcohol, mother- 360 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,480 -but we're not sobriety fanatic either. 361 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,160 -Bowl. -Bowl. 362 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:45,000 - It was good. Sweet and tasty. - It tastes like summer. 363 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,240 No, thanks. 364 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,240 Calm down. I don't wear return to the hotel. 365 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,040 Paella. 366 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:24,000 This has to be a kind of local stew pan. 367 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:34,720 Einar Gerhardsen probably had this called gluttony. 368 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,760 Einar Gerhardsen is dead. 369 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,920 Isn't it exotic? 370 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:55,600 Here you and I go along the Mediterranean coast. 371 00:37:56,720 --> 00:38:01,480 -You are so beautiful, mother. -Elling... 372 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:05,320 -But you are. - I'm not. 373 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,760 I don't think so that you should sleep on the balcony. 374 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:27,240 But I think so. Now I've been nice all evening- 375 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:31,000 -and now reality demands that I draw a line. 376 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:37,760 I don't think under any circumstances sleep in the same bed as you. Good night. 377 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:51,840 What was I laughing like that for? The view was disappointing- 378 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:57,800 - but the backyard is probably a lot closer to the Spanish reality. 379 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,360 Authentic, in a way. 380 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,320 It was a beautiful lady. 381 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:27,080 What is your name? No, you're kidding. 382 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:30,080 We can probably say that your name is Erna. 383 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:49,160 So unfair. It was safe a lot of lovely food in that bag. 384 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,840 Yes, yes, Erna. 385 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,440 - No, George! -Give me the bottle! 386 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,640 Hey cat fan. Come and taste this. 387 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:08,280 Georg, you don't. Then there will be a divorce. 388 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,880 Stand still now. 389 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:17,080 -You didn't meet it, did you? - No, it stung. 390 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,480 For the hell of it, Mag. 391 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,520 Come here. 392 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:29,760 The bleeder is on the balcony. He has made himself a bed and everything. 393 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,160 - I said he was crazy. -What are you talking about? 394 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:38,760 He with his finger on his chin. Hey, buddy. You're not sleeping. 395 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,720 Have you been evicted? 396 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:47,440 We caught him red-handed. Show your tits and he'll finish. 397 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,240 Hello. are you sleeping 398 00:40:54,400 --> 00:41:00,200 Don't worry about George. He is drunk. Fuck off! 399 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,600 -Come in with you. - Yes, yes. 400 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,560 Have you had a good evening? 401 00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:12,720 Is it the first time in Palma? 402 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,080 Yes. 403 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:25,080 It's actually quite nice here. 404 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:30,080 With all the stars so close. Karlavganen and... 405 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,680 For the hell of it, Mag… 406 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,040 I'm coming now, Georg. 407 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,040 What could not this have been the prelude to? 408 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:04,080 If Georg hadn't been rummaging around there inside like a wounded hippopotamus. 409 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,520 The breakfast was a mockery everything I've learned about nutrition. 410 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:34,000 Yes, you must be able to find something better than that. 411 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:38,080 We ask Juan how we get to the beach. 412 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,320 -Juan? -He is very kind and helpful. 413 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,160 I'm not going to go to any beach. So that you know. 414 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:49,600 How do I get down to the beach? 415 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,440 There we have Margareta. Or little Mag. 416 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:06,240 She had bright future prospects until a certain Georg appeared. 417 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:11,440 -An insatiable sex animal. -Where the hell are my sunglasses? 418 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:16,000 Which happily demanded that she should put your hand down his underpants. 419 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:21,360 Right where you put them. At the top of your thick head. 420 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:26,160 She wants to leave, but he lets go not. Does she need my help? 421 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,920 -Elling! -We're going to the beach. 422 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,960 - But you said... -Now right away. 423 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:36,400 - Did you get to experience the nightlife yesterday? -Yes. 424 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:40,280 - Do you have the plan for the day ready? -Yes, Elling wants to go to the beach. 425 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,680 - I had thought so too. - No, we have an important meeting. 426 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,920 -Have we? - Yes, it's in a hurry. 427 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:23,240 -Who were we supposed to meet? -A person I have become acquainted with. 428 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:28,120 -When did you become one? - You shouldn't worry about that. 429 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:32,240 Are you mad because I talked to Bugge-Høvik? 430 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:37,880 I don't understand what you see in that one little corporal, but do as you please. 431 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:43,760 - But come with me out and swim a little. -You know I don't swim in the sea. 432 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:49,040 Bathing is something you do in tubs. All alone. 433 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:49,720 I have rented three beach chairs. Do you want to join me? 434 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,480 No, I'm going to bathe. 435 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:04,040 Why are we men so primitive? The man's uncontrolled erection- 436 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:08,680 -has guided the development of the world since the time of Adam. 437 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,640 Is there something wrong? 438 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,520 No, of course not. I stand and take it easy, just. 439 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,080 - Just keep swimming. -Are you just going to stand there? 440 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:30,160 Keep swimming, I said. 441 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:40,520 Imagines the old soldier that he can mate with my mother- 442 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,960 - right in front of my eyes? 443 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:50,560 I am caught in a biological trap. Even water doesn't help. 444 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:35,200 -So you took a swim anyway? - Yes, it was really nice. 445 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:39,480 -Ernst has rented beach chairs for us. - Well, so it's Ernst now? 446 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:48,320 We have no secret plans. And we've never met before. 447 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:53,680 Ernst Bugge-Høvik is just a nice man who wants company. 448 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,640 We both know what he wants. 449 00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,880 Stop now. You said so that I could do what I wanted. 450 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,240 So it's my fault- 451 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:07,080 -that that rutting cockroach to corporal intrudes? 452 00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:10,520 You encouraged him to! 453 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,320 That man won't keep you waiting. 454 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:20,560 Be glad I'm here, because you don't really want this. 455 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:31,320 Beds. We're going to take beds, right? 456 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,800 Yes, it was indeed about time. 457 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:44,160 This is absolutely impossible when I don't have the box with the picture. 458 00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:51,320 Why is it always so hard? to make his mother happy? 459 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,000 You're often unreasonable too, mother. 460 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,840 Hello. 461 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,800 Hello. 462 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:27,440 Sorry about that yesterday. We didn't keep you awake, did we? 463 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:31,720 No danger. Mother and I are fast asleep. Especially mother. 464 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:37,920 Sometimes she doesn't wake up until I do pinching her nostrils. 465 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,880 I saw you by the way on the beach today. 466 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,560 So? 467 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:50,360 - There are too many people for me. -For me too. 468 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:54,600 Georg stayed down there. He sleeps so it rumbles about it. 469 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,360 He will probably do that for a long time, I think. 470 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,720 Look there. Kiss, kiss... 471 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:12,840 -Do you have a cat? -I don't get for the association. 472 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,480 I can't get for Georg. 473 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,880 At Grandma and Grandpa's 474 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:23,280 -they had rabbits that I got to pet when I was on summer vacation there. 475 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:28,760 I have some leftover chicken here. Should we give them to the cat? 476 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,800 - I'd better go down with them. -How cute you are. 477 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:37,880 I've seen that, like you takes care of your mother all the time. 478 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,600 I think it's nice. 479 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:44,520 - She's not sick, is she? -Mother? No. 480 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:50,640 - She just has a little angina. - My mother had it too. 481 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,160 -She died from it. - Did she? 482 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,160 -Yes, unfortunately. - Mother just sleeps. 483 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:26,800 Can I tempt you with something? when you get up? 484 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:30,440 I have cold white wine in the fridge. 485 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:35,480 I have cut back a lot on the wine in recent years, but… 486 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:40,040 It does nothing. I have both beer and coke if you prefer. 487 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,640 Are you coming, then? 488 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:48,320 My God. Is it now happening? 489 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:53,480 Will I finally get a sex life of your own? 490 00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:06,680 But she's married, and I'm not the one who takes every chance. 491 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:14,200 But aside from that, it's not Georg something to take into account. 492 00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:18,240 And then wall to wall with his own mother. 493 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,880 It can't be helped. 494 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,520 What are you staring at? 495 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,120 Stomach! Unlock. 496 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,600 -Where did you go? -I can ask you the same. 497 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:45,960 -You weren't there when I arrived. -You weren't there when I woke up. 498 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:51,040 And the first thing you do is throw you in the arms of Corporal Bugge-Høvik? 499 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:55,680 He just invited me along on an excursion to Valldemossa. 500 00:53:55,840 --> 00:54:00,000 I really want to go to Valldemossa, Elling. 501 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:11,040 So, so. I won't go without you, you understand that well. 502 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:16,240 The mother is not born who does not as a sick son says. 503 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:20,600 - We're going to have a good time here. - Have a good time? 504 00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,840 Where do we have nicer than at our house? 505 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:34,080 - There is a lot to do here. - No, it doesn't. 506 00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:39,720 It is completely impossible with the puzzle. It's too much blue. 507 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:43,600 Now we go out to eat. Food always helps. 508 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,720 - Just you and me? -Yes. 509 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:08,080 -What are we going to do here? - It's good here. 510 00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:12,160 Hello. Come with me. 511 00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:18,280 -Coffee, please. - Coffee thank you? I'll see what we have. 512 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:26,440 Here comes the reinforcement. 513 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,240 May I pour it out? 514 00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:41,160 -Bowl. -Bowl. 515 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:45,920 -Are you also going to Valldemossa? - I don't really know that. 516 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:51,200 -There are so many beautiful houses. -Is this your first time here? 517 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:54,720 It is the fifth year in a row. You want us to buy something of your own. 518 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,840 I'm tired of living in a country- 519 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,440 - where the social democrats are suffocating all initiative. 520 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,480 Now we stop here a bit. 521 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:07,600 It was the Social Democrats who got rid of Franco. 522 00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:10,720 - They created order here. - You're right about that. 523 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:16,320 Besides, it is a lie to believe that travel south means happiness. 524 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:19,600 When will the travel agencies tell the truth? 525 00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:23,440 When are they going to show us pictures of full Norwegians? 526 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:30,040 Battered women and alone elderly people crammed into concrete colossi- 527 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:35,320 -where they live a meaningless life, as only encouraged by cheap booze. 528 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:38,080 Everyone is on vacation, and what is it? 529 00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:41,960 It just means filling in the hotel rooms. 530 00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:47,520 And unrestrained sex in giant double beds- 531 00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:51,040 - with some dashing little widow from Oslo. 532 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,920 Now I think it's starting to be enough. 533 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,720 What is your name? 534 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:36,560 Where are you from? Come with me home. It is here. 535 00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,520 It costs to talk too. 536 00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,400 Stay away from him. 537 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:05,080 No "fucky-fucky". Disappear. 538 00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:10,120 -Did they catch something? -No. 539 00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:15,520 Shall we go down to the others? 540 00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:18,760 No. 541 00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:23,800 You can only say that you are lost. 542 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:35,200 I remember the first time I was molested by a whore. 543 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,160 It was in London. 544 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:42,600 I was so scared that I kept going to pee your pants. 545 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:51,200 That's one thing I would like to tell you. 546 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,200 Sit down. 547 00:58:55,120 --> 00:59:01,480 You were right about a lot of what you said about Franco and lonely elderly. 548 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:08,160 But if you think I'm after, and now I use your words- 549 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:14,200 -sex with lonely widows in large double beds, then you are completely wrong. 550 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:20,440 Your mother is a wonderful lady. I know you love her dearly. 551 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,400 But... 552 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:30,040 I have been married for 40 years. I've been a widower for four- 553 00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:35,480 -and during the four years I have forced to learn to live from scratch. 554 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:42,560 What I have learned is that man needs nice people around him. 555 00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:47,760 People who want you well and as you wish. 556 00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:53,960 Your mother has you, and that's good. But she needs others too. 557 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,160 You do too. 558 00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:03,080 Hello! That's just what I wanted to say. 559 01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,280 Is this where you are? 560 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,840 -Yes, I'm going back to the hotel. - We haven't eaten. 561 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,840 Now we need a bloody steak. Or how, Elling? 562 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,440 - I'm not hungry. - It's me. 563 01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:21,640 That's how it should sound. Thanks. 564 01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:35,360 Hello. 565 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,600 "Polo". 566 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,200 Just "pollo". 567 01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:05,840 Erna? 568 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,040 Erna? 569 01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:14,960 Erna. Come to Elling. Come on. 570 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:28,480 You have also had some problems with people, I can imagine. 571 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,480 Come on. 572 01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,600 Yes, you are so beautiful. 573 01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:38,280 Was it good? 574 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:47,680 I would love to take you home, but I can't. 575 01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:51,200 I don't get for the association. 576 01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,680 You know what, Erna? 577 01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:05,440 Ever since I was born I have wished for someone like you. 578 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,400 Hi, Elling. 579 01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:24,440 I'll sit down with you for a bit. 580 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:30,600 Georg sat and got drunk at a bar, so I stuck. 581 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:37,000 He gets so damn drunk. But you know that. 582 01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:49,600 I actually wanted to that Georg was a little more like you. 583 01:02:54,760 --> 01:03:01,120 At least sometimes. When I see how you take care of your mother. 584 01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:04,200 I think it's so nice. 585 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:07,680 Is she okay, by the way? 586 01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,360 - Is she sleeping? -Yes. 587 01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:16,240 I know how it is. My mother was ill for a long time. 588 01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:19,160 Mother is not sick. 589 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:37,080 Life is not worth living without love. 590 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:40,240 Don't you think so too? 591 01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:57,640 Stomach! where are you 592 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,880 Hello, hello. 593 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:43,720 Hello. 594 01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:11,840 There you are. We're just waiting for you. Welcome to the excursion. 595 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:16,160 Are you waiting for me? I haven't booked the trip to Valldemossa. 596 01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:20,680 No, but I have, mother. Wasn't that what you wanted? 597 01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:23,920 See the view and the beautiful flowers- 598 01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:28,640 -and the small picturesque houses you always dreamed of? 599 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:32,480 You have to get used to it that I can handle things myself. 600 01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:36,000 But you, then? Is there room for Elling too? 601 01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:40,320 -Yes, there is. - I don't really know. 602 01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:45,840 - I had intended to read the newspaper. -Nonsense, come with me to Valldemossa. 603 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,800 Make your old mother happy. 604 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:53,240 It is so easy to make mother happy. Maybe I should do it more often. 605 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,560 Look there. 606 01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:07,400 I think it's an old one monastery. Maybe, I don't know. 607 01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:11,840 - You know so much. - I just know that I don't know. 608 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:16,120 - Isn't that what they say? - Maybe it is. 609 01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:31,880 You will surely understand why George Sand and Chopin settled here- 610 01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:35,040 -during his intense love affair. 611 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:21,320 How was it? when mother and father met? 612 01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:26,200 Did father say he wished for a son? A strong crab named Elling? 613 01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:28,120 Probably not. 614 01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:32,320 -You're going to the party tonight, right? - Yes, I'll come along. 615 01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:35,560 -Put on your new tie. -Yes, yes. 616 01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:59,520 It probably did us both good to come to Palma. 617 01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:15,960 Welcome. How fun that you could come. You are so beautiful. 618 01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:19,360 It will be a nice evening. Let's dance a little. 619 01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:03,120 May I be allowed? 620 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,280 Erna? 621 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:13,120 Erna! 622 01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:15,880 are you there 623 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:35,200 Hello? Señor Elling! 624 01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,000 Are you here, Señor Elling? 625 01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:47,240 Señor Elling. 626 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:56,800 I am very sorry. 627 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:23,480 Elling. She suddenly collapsed. She was just going to get the key. 628 01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:27,640 She was happy, Elling. 629 01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:31,800 She had had such a lovely day. 630 01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:40,880 Elling, I'm so terribly sorry. 631 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:55,080 Here I am, mother. 632 01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:02,320 Now your Elling is here. 633 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:50,720 Mother is dead, but I do not mourn. 634 01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:54,320 I don't need to be ashamed, says Bugge-Høvik. 635 01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:57,120 Sorrow comes later.